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Windbreaker Rule Book is a book in Fable, Fable: The Lost Chapters, and Fable Anniversary. It can be found in a bookshelf in Bowerstone South, on the top floor of the house across from the tailor, and also in a bookshelf in Oakvale.

This is one of six books which can be donated to the charity shop in Snowspire Village.

Contents of Book[]

This guide to making yourself obnoxious, includes the following tips: learn to swear and do it whenever you please, hit people for no reason at all, and break wind with wild abandon.

Book Collection[]

In Fable: TLC and Fable Anniversary, this book can be donated to the school in Bowerstone South as part of the quest Book Collection. Once donated, Mr. Gout, the headmaster, will teach his students a lesson on the book, with the Hero's assistance:

Mr. Gout: Today we will be reading from the, ahh... "Windbreaker Rule Book".

<Children laugh>

Mr. Gout: Perhaps the gentlemen who gave us this book could demonstrate the, err... benefits of its teachings himself.

Hero: <Performs Belch Expression>

<Children laugh>

Mr. Gout: Yes, I see. Well, that was most edifying but I really don't...

Hero: <Performs Fart Expression>

<Children laugh>

Mr. Gout: Dear lord! Something must have crawled up inside him and died!

Hero: <Performs Insult Expression>

<Children laugh>

Mr. Gout: Please! Mind your language in front of the children. Oh dear, I knew this was a mistake.

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