I'm a big fan of fable, i'm 15, and i'm Catholic. I'm also known 'round here as being an all-around swell guy.
I'm a nice guy, I can't fight my nature, not even in fiction
I was born a guy in reality, i'll be born one in fiction as well
Yeah, I doubt God (or Avo, whatever floats your boat) would have wanted me to...He might have given me a good smiting, so i don't want to tempt him and say he messed up.
Once again, nice guy, as such, selfless. i'm a good guy, alright?
I own you all...even if i reduced the rent on everybody's house to a big Zero
Why yes, i do own a castle, but i'm not going to kill innocent petitioners just cause they're on my doorstep
I has a wife.
I has a children
They annoyed me, i opened them
Shiny rocks, but i didn't kill the walking Indiana Jones reference or kill the strange dead men.
That weird probable child molester stands in awe of my swagtastic power
I was nice to the collectively bisexual people of the strange island
I has a ESP
I'm a geek, not going to deny it
Hated 'em, killed 'em.
yes YES SHINY!
I'm not going to deny it, i'm anticipating it.