(See also Produce (Fable) and Produce (Fable III))
Food[]
Dairy[]
Cheese[]
Name | Stars | Description | Healing Points | Purity | Fatness | Base Value |
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Miasmic Cheese | ★☆☆☆☆ | This foul melty goo is not technically cheese, but you'd be wise not say that to its face. | 20 | -5.0 | 5.0 | 8 |
Howling Cheese | ★★☆☆☆ | Made with balverine milk. Just one more reason not having a nose can be an advantage in life. | 40 | 0.0 | 5.0 | 13 |
Dairy Farm Cheese | ★★★☆☆ | Nobody knows where the animals whose milk is used to make this cheese are kept. And so long as there's a steady supply to melt on toast or eat with a nice glass of wine, nobody cares. | 80 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 21 |
Fairfax Delight Cheese | ★★★★☆ | Soft, pungent, and respectable, you and this cheese should get along fine. | 160 | 10.0 | 5.0 | 36 |
Unicorn Cheese | ★★★★★ | It's doubtful real unicorn milk is used to make this delicacy, but its exquisite taste and exorbitant price is enough to convince Albion's higher classes that no other cheese deserves to go on their sandwiches. | 320 | 15.0 | 5.0 | 64 |
Fruits & Vegetables[]
Apples[]
Name | Stars | Description | Healing Points | Exp. | Purity | Base Value |
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Rotten Apple | ★☆☆☆☆ | One thing you never want to hear from an apple: silence. | 20 | 0.0 | -5.0 | 10 |
Mealy Apple | ★★☆☆☆ | A lone worm inhabits this apple. It's not a feature, it's just a bug. | 40 | 5 | 0.0 | 15 |
Russet Apple | ★★★☆☆ | An apple a day keeps the Guildmaster away. | 80 | 25 | 5.0 | 27 |
Shiny Apple | ★★★★☆ | Someone has buffed this baby to a blinding sheen. The crack as your teeth break the skin will be heard for miles. | 160 | 125 | 10.0 | 66 |
Golden Apple | ★★★★★ | Though containing no actual gold, the healthy effects of this delicious fruit are just as precious. | 320 | 625 | 15.0 | 186 |
Carrots[]
Carrots are a food available in Fable, Fable: The Lost Chapters, Fable II, and Fable III. They restore the Hero's health when eaten, and provide other benefits.
Fable and Fable: The Lost Chapters[]
In Fable/TLC, the carrot is just a general vegetable, and grants a small amount of health and skill experience when eaten. The only other kind to be found is the rare Golden Carrot, which will instantly transform night into day when eaten.
Description[]
The carrot has mystery.
Fable II[]
In Fable II, as with all produce, a whole range of carrots can be found which differ in quality. They all grant different amounts of experience and purity points, with the exception of the Shrivelled Carrot, which gives five corruption points.
Name | Stars | Description | Healing Points | SKL Exp. | Purity | Base Value |
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Shriveled Carrot | ★☆☆☆☆ | In a certain light, it still looks orange. But then, so do you. | 20 | 0.0 | -5.0 | 10 |
Puny Carrot | ★★☆☆☆ | Well on its way to getting beaten up by cocktail carrots. | 40 | 5 | 0.0 | 15 |
Homegrown Carrot | ★★★☆☆ | Stiff, straight, and healthy, it's probably inappropriate to carry in your pocket. | 80 | 25 | 5.0 | 27 |
Hydroponic Carrot | ★★★★☆ | The resounding crack of this crisp imperator focuses the mind. | 160 | 125 | 10.0 | 63 |
Divine Carrot | ★★★★★ | This mammoth root glows with a supernatural aura. | 320 | 625 | 15.0 | 175 |
See Also[]
- Golden Carrot
- Produce (Fable II)
Celery[]
Name | Stars | Description | Healing Points | Purity | Fatness | Base Value |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Expired Celery | ★☆☆☆☆ | If you're brave enough to eat this you'll be rewarded with negative net calories... and perhaps an upset stomach. | 20 | -5.0 | -5.0% | 10 |
Flaccid Celery | ★★☆☆☆ | Having lost its crunch, this floppy stalk is as healthy as it is unpleasant. | 40 | 0 | -5.0% | 14 |
Crisp Celery | ★★★☆☆ | A crunchy, fibrous vegetable which requires more calories to digest than it provides. | 80 | 5.0 | -5.0% | 20 |
Lush Celery | ★★★★☆ | Too snobbish to be seen lying among other salad ingredients, this celery is more often seen languidly soaking its stalk in an expensive cocktail. | 160 | 10.0 | -5.0% | 37 |
Sublime Celery | ★★★★★ | This blessed stalk of righteousness is sure to help shed the pounds. | 320 | 15.0 | -5.0% | 66 |
Meat & Alternatives[]
Fish[]
Name | Stars | Description | Healing Points | Purity | Will Exp. | Base Value |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Rancid Anchovy | ★☆☆☆☆ | You could use it as bait if only other fish were dumb enough to find it appetizing. | 20 | -15.0 | 0.0 | 7 |
Dubious Whitefish | ★★☆☆☆ | Anyone can fight Balverines. The truly adventurous scrimp on seafood. | 40 | -10.0 | 5 | 13 |
Westcliff Cod | ★★★☆☆ | Caught off the coast of Westcliff where its bountiful presence should ensure it never goes extinct. | 80 | -7.0 | 25 | 26 |
Fresh Salmon | ★★★★☆ | Improves your Will and instills in you an inexplicable desire to swim upstream. | 160 | -5.0 | 125 | 61 |
Magnificent Tuna | ★★★★★ | Caught exclusively by wizened old men, this dish tastes of epic struggle. Delicious, delicious struggle. | 320 | -1.0 | 625 | 172 |
Mutton[]
Name | Stars | Description | Healing Points | Purity | STR Exp. | Fatness | Base Value |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Canned Mutton Product | ★☆☆☆☆ | Will leave you as strong and healthy-looking as this gelatinized cube of compressed sheep parts. | 20 | -20.0 | 0 | 5.0 | 6 |
Pre-sliced Mutton | ★★☆☆☆ | Paper thin with plenty of fat. | 40 | -15.0 | 5 | 5.0 | 12 |
Chicken-Fried Mutton | ★★★☆☆ | This fatty dish contains no actual chicken. One more reason they deserve chasing. | 80 | -10.0 | 25 | 5.0 | 25 |
Mutton Cutlets | ★★★★☆ | Mighty taste for a mighty body. Fatty cuts for a... you get the idea. | 160 | -5.0 | 125 | 5.0 | 60 |
Mutton Tenderloin | ★★★★★ | This ambrosial, impossibly tender cut will imbue you with the strength of a hundred, um, sheep. Still, that's a lot of sheep. | 320 | -1.0 | 625 | 5.0 | 172 |
Beef Jerky[]
Name | Stars | Description | Healing Points | Purity | STR Exp. | Fatness | Base Value |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Rancid Beef Jerky | ★☆☆☆☆ | Nothing elevates you in the eyes of your peers like being seen gnawing a cut of truly rank jerky. | 20 | -20.0 | 0.0 | 2.5 | 6 |
Salty Beef Jerky | ★★☆☆☆ | It'll keep longer than you will. | 40 | -15.0 | 5 | 2.5 | 12 |
Travel-Ready Beef Jerky | ★★★☆☆ | A passable table jerky, it tastes vaguely of salted meat. | 80 | -10.0 | 25 | 2.5 | 26 |
Organic Beef Jerky | ★★★★☆ | Cows must submit to years of training and rigorous study to achieve organic jerkyhood. | 160 | -5.0 | 125 | 2.5 | 61 |
Revelatory Beef Jerky | ★★★★★ | Cured with the finest salts and aged in rosewood casks guarded by monks who have taken the vows of jerky abstinence. | 320 | 0 | 625 | 2.5 | 172 |
Peanuts[]
Name | Stars | Description | Healing Points | Purity | Base Value |
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Nasty Nuts | ★☆☆☆☆ | The Nasty brand of nuts is at least upfront about its singularly disgusting, and only barely nutty, product. | 20 | -5.0 | 8 |
Single-Seed Peanuts | ★★☆☆☆ | Even other peanuts don't want to be associated with these loser legumes. | 40 | 0.0 | 13 |
Extra-Salted Peanuts | ★★★☆☆ | Two peanuts were walking down the street, and they were assaulted. They had it coming. | 80 | 5.0 | 21 |
Crucible Peanuts | ★★★★☆ | The peanuts of champions! Or at least the peanuts of people who sit safely in the stands while the champions get mauled to death. | 160 | 10.0 | 36 |
Gold Roasted Peanuts | ★★★★★ | The layer of honeyed gold covering these delicious peanuts is so slight, it melts in your mouth. | 320 | 15.0 | 65 |
Tofu[]
Name | Stars | Description | Healing Points | Purity | Morality | Base Value |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Fermented Tofu | ★☆☆☆☆ | This rancid curd is supposedly a delicacy in some parts of Albion. It's covered in sticky slime and has the complex yet playful aroma of a dumpster in July. | 20 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 9 |
Mushy Tofu | ★★☆☆☆ | On its way out, but still nutritious and cleansing. | 40 | 10.0 | 5.0 | 14 |
Silken Tofu | ★★★☆☆ | Though a tactile delight for the tongue, and healthy gift for your body neither will get much taste from this tofu. | 80 | 15.0 | 5.0 | 23 |
Organic Tofu | ★★★★☆ | The food of choice for hippies everywhere. | 160 | 20.0 | 5.0 | 38 |
Holy Tofu | ★★★★★ | Coagulated and pressed in holy water, but the flavour is nothing special. | 320 | 25.0 | 5.0 | 66 |
Crunchy Chick[]
Note: Eating this food will give you evil points because you are eating a live, cute, baby chick.
Pies[]
Apple[]
Name | Stars | Description | Healing Points | Purity | Exp. | Fatness | Base Value |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Rancid Apple Pie | ★☆☆☆☆ | You can eat around the worms, but remember they're thinking the same thing about you. | 40 | -10.0 | 0 | 10.0 | 11 |
Crabapple Pie | ★★☆☆☆ | It doesn't taste like good crab, either. | 80 | -5.0 | 16 | 10.0 | 25 |
Apple Pie Pocket | ★★★☆☆ | This bland, portable pastry has all the fat of a regular pie with half the flavour. | 160 | 0.0 | 80 | 10.0 | 58 |
Amazing Apple Pie | ★★★☆☆ | Delicious doesn't do justice to this pie. It can fully heal a hero in the midst of combat, and it actually makes you lose weight instead of gain it! As if that weren't enough, the special combination of magical spices gives you a hefty experience bonus. | 160 | 0.0 | 80 | -90.0 | 80 |
Homemade Apple Pie | ★★★★☆ | Salutary and delicious, it's enough to stop you from wondering whose home it was swiped from. | 320 | 5.0 | 400 | 10.0 | 162 |
Erudite Apple Pie | ★★★★★ | Humanity's first disobedience: Definitely the best one. | 640 | 10.0 | 2000 | 10.0 | 534 |
Blueberry[]
Name | Stars | Description | Healing Points | Purity | Will Exp. | Fatness | Base Value |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Rancid Blueberry Pie | ★☆☆☆☆ | The blueberries in this pie are so sour they're more likely to dissolve your teeth than turn them blue. | 40 | -10.0 | 0 | 10.0 | 11 |
Crumbly Blueberry Pie | ★★☆☆☆ | Tastes like being the last person to know about a party. | 80 | -5.0 | 16 | 10.0 | 24 |
Country Blueberry Pie | ★★★☆☆ | A little dented and worn, this pre-owned pie is a good starter pastry. | 160 | 0.0 | 80 | 10.0 | 56 |
Fresh Baked Blueberry Pie | ★★★★☆ | Reminds you of childhood. Not yours, obviously. A good childhood. | 320 | 5.0 | 400 | 10.0 | 153 |
Epiphanic Blueberry Pie | ★★★★★ | Staring transfixed into the indigo glow, you gain a deeper understanding of the universe. | 650 | 10.0 | 2000 | 10.0 | 496 |
Meat[]
Name | Stars | Description | Healing Points | Purity | STR Exp. | Fatness | Base Value |
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Hollow Man Flesh Pie | ★☆☆☆☆ | The term "savoury" was never so ironically applicable. | 40 | -20.0 | 0 | 10.0 | 11 |
Kidney and 'Friends' Pie | ★★☆☆☆ | Some people consider this fatty meat pie a delicacy. And that's very sad. | 80 | -15.0 | 16 | 10.0 | 24 |
Bits O' Beef Pie | ★★★☆☆ | If the meat seems a bit sparse, take smaller bites. | 160 | -10.0 | 80 | 10.0 | 56 |
Savoury Steak Pie | ★★★★☆ | If you see this mouthwatering pie and fret about weight gain, you need to re-examine your priorities. | 320 | -5.0 | 400 | 10.0 | 152 |
Filet Mignon Pie | ★★★★★ | The soft flaky shell can barely contain the divine cuts of tender beef stuffed inside. | 640 | -1.0 | 2000 | 10.0 | 493 |
Drinks[]
Non-Alcoholic[]
Water[]
Name | Stars | Description | Healing Points | Purity | Base Value |
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Rancid Water | ★☆☆☆☆ | This water has a rather sludgy consistency and smells faintly of eggs. You'd better be thirsty. | 15 | 0.0 | 7 gold |
Value Water | ★★☆☆☆ | It's warm and has a coppery taste, a bit like blood. | 30 | 5.0 | 11 gold |
Well Water | ★★★☆☆ | Perfectly drinkable water from a town well. | 60 | 10.0 | 18 gold |
Spring Water | ★★★★☆ | Clear and pure, collected from the springs in the mountain ranges to the north. | 120 | 15.0 | 30 gold |
Sublime Water | ★★★★★ | Crystal clear and extraordinarily pure, it tastes better than beer, chocolate and a sack of gold. | 240 | 20.0 | 52 gold |
Juice[]
Name | Stars | Description | Healing Points | Purity | Exp. | Fatness | Base Value |
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Durian Fruit Juice | ★☆☆☆☆ | The sensory experience of this exotic, spiny fruit has been likened to 'custard passed through a sewer pipe' or 'eating one's favourite ice cream while sitting on the toilet'. The juice is not much better. | 20 | -5.0 | 0 | 0.1 | 8 |
Diluted Tomato Juice | ★★☆☆☆ | Yes, it's technically a fruit, but that doesn't mean it deserves to be juiced. This watery, vaguely salty concoction is only for the desperate. | 40 | 0.0 | 5 | 0.1 | 14 |
Concentrated Apple Juice | ★★★☆☆ | Once a semi-frozen cylinder, now a passable imitation of the real thing. | 80 | 5.0 | 25 | 0.1 | 25 |
Quality Banana Juice | ★★★★☆ | Bananas have no juice to squeeze? Never you mind such trivial details -- this sweet concoction is healthful and delicious. | 160 | 10.0 | 125 | 0.1 | 49 |
Mystical Juice | ★★★★★ | Squeezed from clouds, pixies and pure thoughts, this juice is both delectable and extremely healthy. | 320 | 15.0 | 625 | 0.1 | 118 |
Alcoholic[]
Beer[]
Name | Stars | Description | Healing Points | STR Exp. | Purity | Fatness | Base Value |
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Balverine's Spleen Beer | ★☆☆☆☆ | It's not just a sassily lowbrow beer name. It's also the ingredient list. | 10 | 0 | -20.0 | 10.0% | 4 |
Gutter Beer | ★★☆☆☆ | This low-quality beer will coat your mouth with a bitter sheen of sadness. Best imbibed only after following several other drinks or a swift blow to the head. | 20 | 5 | -15.0 | 10.0% | 8 |
Bowerstone Brown Beer | ★★★☆☆ | This brew has been getting the population of Albion drunk for centuries. | 40 | 25 | -10.0 | 10.0% | 18 |
Portentous Stout | ★★★★☆ | Make yourself drunk. Make others drunk. What's not to like? | 80 | 125 | -5.0 | 10.0% | 46 |
Hoptimus Prime | ★★★★★ | This is as good as beer gets. Transform yourself into a drunken pillar of health and strength with this superhuman brew. | 160 | 625 | -1.0 | 5.0% | 145 |
Wine[]
Name | Stars | Description | Healing Points | Will Exp. | Purity | Fatness | Base Value |
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Posionberry Stew | ★☆☆☆☆ | It is said that the feet of those treading poisonberries to make this wine are apt to turn green and fall off. On the other hand, if you don't mind a bit of rotgut and blindness, it will get you drunk fast. | 10 | 0 | -20.0 | 5.0% | 4 |
Box Wine | ★★☆☆☆ | Evenly proportioned, almost hedonistic Voignier. Opens with pork rind, hairspray and hints of anise. | 20 | 5 | -15.0 | 5.0% | 8 |
Table Wine | ★★★☆☆ | Hints of vanilla, touches of oak, and whispers of fruity jam are purely imaginary in the bog-standard claret. | 40 | 25 | -10.0 | 5.0% | 18 |
Classy Claret | ★★★★☆ | One would be able to detect hints of raspberry, honeydew and marmoset with one's nose, if one was a pompous ass. | 80 | 125 | -5.0 | 1.0% | 46 |
The Tenebrous | ★★★★★ | Also known in some circles as Tenbrous Vintage of Exsanguinated Shadows. An extremely rare and ancient wine made by the first of monks from the Temple of Shadows. Once used in ritual sacrifices, now sniffed, sipped and expectorated by the obscenely wealthy. | 160 | 625 | -1.0 | 0 | 145 |
Spirits[]
Name | Stars | Description | Healing Points | SKL Exp. | Purity | Fatness | Base Value |
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Oakfield Sour | ★☆☆☆☆ | Cocktail of Tabasco sauce, salt and possibly paint thinner. | 10 | 0 | -20.0 | 5.0 | 4 |
Sandgoose Rum | ★★☆☆☆ | Developed long ago by enterprising sailors who found that they could not drink sea water, the effects of this combination of rum and water are not unlike those of a burly boatswain punching you in the face. | 20 | 5 | -15.0 | 5.0 | 8 |
Hobbe's Water | ★★★☆☆ | Despite its unappetizing name, this liquor has become immensely popular thanks to its affordability and the relatively few cases of blindness it has been known to cause. | 40 | 25 | -10.0 | 5.0 | 18 |
Any Port in a Storm | ★★★★☆ | Surprise, it's port. | 80 | 125 | -5.0 | 1.0 | 46 |
The Yellow Fairy | ★★★★★ | Thusly named because you'll be turning yellow from the resulting liver damage. 250 proof, tastes like marshmallows. | 160 | 625 | -1.0 | 0 | 145 |