(See also Produce (Fable) and Produce (Fable III))

Contents 1 Food 1.1 Dairy 1.1.1 Cheese 1.2 Fruits & Vegetables 1.2.1 Apples 1.2.2 Carrots 1.2.3 Celery 1.3 Meat & Alternatives 1.3.1 Fish 1.3.2 Mutton 1.3.3 Beef Jerky 1.3.4 Peanuts 1.3.5 Tofu 1.3.6 Crunchy Chick 1.4 Pies 1.4.1 Apple 1.4.2 Blueberry 1.4.3 Meat 2 Drinks 2.1 Non-Alcoholic 2.1.1 Water 2.1.2 Juice 2.2 Alcoholic 2.2.1 Beer 2.2.2 Wine 2.2.3 Spirits

FoodEdit

DairyEdit

CheeseEdit

Name	Stars	Description	Healing Points	Purity	Fatness	Base Value
Miasmic Cheese		This foul melty goo is not technically cheese, but you'd be wise not say that to its face.	20	-5.0	5.0	8
Howling Cheese		Made with balverine milk. Just one more reason not having a nose can be an advantage in life.	40	0.0	5.0	13
Dairy Farm Cheese		Nobody knows where the animals whose milk is used to make this cheese are kept. And so long as there's a steady supply to melt on toast or eat with a nice glass of wine, nobody cares.	80	5.0	5.0	21
Fairfax Delight Cheese		Soft, pungent, and respectable, you and this cheese should get along fine.	160	10.0	5.0	36
Unicorn Cheese		It's doubtful real unicorn milk is used to make this delicacy, but its exquisite taste and exorbitant price is enough to convince Albion's higher classes that no other cheese deserves to go on their sandwiches.	320	15.0	5.0	64

Fruits & VegetablesEdit

ApplesEdit

Name	Stars	Description	Healing Points	Exp.	Purity	Base Value
Rotten Apple		One thing you never want to hear from an apple: silence.	20	0.0	-5.0	10
Mealy Apple		A lone worm inhabits this apple. It's not a feature, it's just a bug.	40	5	0.0	15
Russet Apple		An apple a day keeps the Guildmaster away.	80	25	5.0	27
Shiny Apple		Someone has buffed this baby to a blinding sheen. The crack as your teeth break the skin will be heard for miles.	160	125	10.0	66
Golden Apple		Though containing no actual gold, the healthy effects of this delicious fruit are just as precious.	320	625	15.0	186

CarrotsEdit

Name	Stars	Description	Healing Points	SKL Exp.	Purity	Base Value
Shriveled Carrot		In a certain light, it still looks orange. But then, so do you.	20	0.0	-5.0	10
Puny Carrot		Well on its way to getting beaten up by cocktail carrots.	40	5	0.0	15
Homegrown Carrot		Stiff, straight, and healthy, it's probably inappropriate to carry in your pocket.	80	25	5.0	27
Hydroponic Carrot		The resounding crack of this crisp imperator focuses the mind.	160	125	10.0	63
Divine Carrot		This mammoth root glows with a supernatural aura.	320	625	15.0	175

CeleryEdit

Name	Stars	Description	Healing Points	Purity	Fatness	Base Value
Expired Celery		If you're brave enough to eat this you'll be rewarded with negative net calories... and perhaps an upset stomach.	20	-5.0	-5.0%	10
Flaccid Celery		Having lost its crunch, this floppy stalk is as healthy as it is unpleasant.	40	0	-5.0%	14
Crisp Celery		A crunchy, fibrous vegetable which requires more calories to digest than it provides.	80	5.0	-5.0%	20
Lush Celery		Too snobbish to be seen lying among other salad ingredients, this celery is more often seen languidly soaking its stalk in an expensive cocktail.	160	10.0	-5.0%	37
Sublime Celery		This blessed stalk of righteousness is sure to help shed the pounds.	320	15.0	-5.0%	66

Meat & AlternativesEdit

FishEdit

Name	Stars	Description	Healing Points	Purity	Will Exp.	Base Value
Rancid Anchovy		You could use it as bait if only other fish were dumb enough to find it appetizing.	20	-15.0	0.0	7
Dubious Whitefish		Anyone can fight Balverines. The truly adventurous scrimp on seafood.	40	-10.0	5	13
Westcliff Cod		Caught off the coast of Westcliff where its bountiful presence should ensure it never goes extinct.	80	-7.0	25	26
Fresh Salmon		Improves your Will and instills in you an inexplicable desire to swim upstream.	160	-5.0	125	61
Magnificent Tuna		Caught exclusively by wizened old men, this dish tastes of epic struggle. Delicious, delicious struggle.	320	-1.0	625	172

MuttonEdit

Name	Stars	Description	Healing Points	Purity	STR Exp.	Fatness	Base Value
Canned Mutton Product		Will leave you as strong and healthy-looking as this gelatinized cube of compressed sheep parts.	20	-20.0	0	5.0	6
Pre-sliced Mutton		Paper thin with plenty of fat.	40	-15.0	5	5.0	12
Chicken-Fried Mutton		This fatty dish contains no actual chicken. One more reason they deserve chasing.	80	-10.0	25	5.0	25
Mutton Cutlets		Mighty taste for a mighty body. Fatty cuts for a... you get the idea.	160	-5.0	125	5.0	60
Mutton Tenderloin		This ambrosial, impossibly tender cut will imbue you with the strength of a hundred, um, sheep. Still, that's a lot of sheep.	320	-1.0	625	5.0	172

Beef JerkyEdit

Name	Stars	Description	Healing Points	Purity	STR Exp.	Fatness	Base Value
Rancid Beef Jerky		Nothing elevates you in the eyes of your peers like being seen gnawing a cut of truly rank jerky.	20	-20.0	0.0	2.5	6
Salty Beef Jerky		It'll keep longer than you will.	40	-15.0	5	2.5	12
Travel-Ready Beef Jerky		A passable table jerky, it tastes vaguely of salted meat.	80	-10.0	25	2.5	26
Organic Beef Jerky		Cows must submit to years of training and rigorous study to achieve organic jerkyhood.	160	-5.0	125	2.5	61
Revelatory Beef Jerky		Cured with the finest salts and aged in rosewood casks guarded by monks who have taken the vows of jerky abstinence.	320	0	625	2.5	172

PeanutsEdit

Name	Stars	Description	Healing Points	Purity	Base Value
Nasty Nuts		The Nasty brand of nuts is at least upfront about its singularly disgusting, and only barely nutty, product.	20	-5.0	8
Single-Seed Peanuts		Even other peanuts don't want to be associated with these loser legumes.	40	0.0	13
Extra-Salted Peanuts		Two peanuts were walking down the street, and they were assaulted. They had it coming.	80	5.0	21
Crucible Peanuts		The peanuts of champions! Or at least the peanuts of people who sit safely in the stands while the champions get mauled to death.	160	10.0	36
Gold Roasted Peanuts		The layer of honeyed gold covering these delicious peanuts is so slight, it melts in your mouth.	320	15.0	65

TofuEdit

Name	Stars	Description	Healing Points	Purity	Morality	Base Value
Fermented Tofu		This rancid curd is supposedly a delicacy in some parts of Albion. It's covered in sticky slime and has the complex yet playful aroma of a dumpster in July.	20	5.0	5.0	9
Mushy Tofu		On its way out, but still nutritious and cleansing	40	10.0	5.0	14
Silken Tofu		Though a tactile delight for the tongue, and healthy gift for your body neither will get much taste from this tofu.	80	15.0	5.0	23
Organic Tofu		The food of choice for hippies everywhere.	160	20.0	5.0	38
Holy Tofu		Coagulated and pressed in holy water, but the flavour is nothing special.	320	25.0	5.0	66

Crunchy ChickEdit

Note: Eating this food will give you evil points because you are eating a live, cute, baby chick.

PiesEdit

AppleEdit

Name	Stars	Description	Healing Points	Purity	Exp.	Fatness	Base Value
Rancid Apple Pie		You can eat around the worms, but remember they're thinking the same thing about you.	40	-10.0	0	10.0	11
Crabapple Pie		It doesn't taste like good crab, either.	80	-5.0	16	10.0	25
Apple Pie Pocket		This bland, portable pastry has all the fat of a regular pie with half the flavour.	160	0.0	80	10.0	58
Amazing Apple Pie		Delicious doesn't do justice to this pie. It can fully heal a hero in the midst of combat, and it actually makes you lose weight instead of gain it! As if that weren't enough, the special combination of magical spices gives you a hefty experience bonus.	160	0.0	80	-90.0	80
Homemade Apple Pie		Salutary and delicious, it's enough to stop you from wondering whose home it was swiped from.	320	5.0	400	10.0	162
Erudite Apple Pie		Humanity's first disobedience: Definitely the best one.	640	10.0	2000	10.0	534

BlueberryEdit

Name	Stars	Description	Healing Points	Purity	Will Exp.	Fatness	Base Value
Rancid Blueberry Pie		The blueberries in this pie are so sour they're more likely to dissolve your teeth than turn them blue.	40	-10.0	0	10.0	11
Crumbly Blueberry Pie		Tastes like being the last person to know about a party.	80	-5.0	16	10.0	24
Country Blueberry Pie		A little dented and worn, this pre-owned pie is a good starter pastry.	160	0.0	80	10.0	56
Fresh Baked Blueberry Pie		Reminds you of childhood. Not yours, obviously. A good childhood.	320	5.0	400	10.0	153
Epiphanic Blueberry Pie		Staring transfixed into the indigo glow, you gain a deeper understanding of the universe.	650	10.0	2000	10.0	496

MeatEdit

Name	Stars	Description	Healing Points	Purity	STR Exp.	Fatness	Base Value
Hollow Man Flesh Pie		The term "savoury" was never so ironically applicable.	40	-20.0	0	10.0	11
Kidney and 'Friends' Pie		Some people consider this fatty meat pie a delicacy. And that's very sad.	80	-15.0	16	10.0	24
Bits O' Beef Pie		If the meat seems a bit sparse, take smaller bites.	160	-10.0	80	10.0	56
Savoury Steak Pie		If you see this mouthwatering pie and fret about weight gain, you need to re-examine your priorities.	320	-5.0	400	10.0	152
Filet Mignon Pie		The soft flaky shell can barely contain the divine cuts of tender beef stuffed inside.	640	-1.0	2000	10.0	493

DrinksEdit

Non-AlcoholicEdit

WaterEdit

Name	Stars	Description	Healing Points	Purity	Base Value
Rancid Water		This water has a rather sludgy consistency and smells faintly of eggs. You'd better be thirsty.	15	0.0	7 gold
Value Water		It's warm and has a coppery taste, a bit like blood.	30	5.0	11 gold
Well Water		Perfectly drinkable water from a town well.	60	10.0	18 gold
Spring Water		Clear and pure, collected from the springs in the mountain ranges to the north.	120	15.0	30 gold
Sublime Water		Crystal clear and extraordinarily pure, it tastes better than beer, chocolate and a sack of gold.	240	20.0	52 gold

JuiceEdit

Name	Stars	Description	Healing Points	Purity	Exp.	Fatness	Base Value
Durian Fruit Juice		The sensory experience of this exotic, spiny fruit has been likened to 'custard passed through a sewer pipe' or 'eating one's favourite ice cream while sitting on the toilet'. The juice is not much better.	20	-5.0	0	0.1	8
Diluted Tomato Juice		Yes, it's technically a fruit, but that doesn't mean it deserves to be juiced. This watery, vaguely salty concoction is only for the desperate.	40	0.0	5	0.1	14
Concentrated Apple Juice		Once a semi-frozen cylinder, now a passable imitation of the real thing.	80	5.0	25	0.1	25
Quality Banana Juice		Bananas have no juice to squeeze? Never you mind such trivial details -- this sweet concoction is healthful and delicious.	160	10.0	125	0.1	49
Mystical Juice		Squeezed from clouds, pixies and pure thoughts, this juice is both delectable and extremely healthy.	320	15.0	625	0.1	118

AlcoholicEdit

BeerEdit

Name	Stars	Description	Healing Points	STR Exp.	Purity	Fatness	Base Value
Balverine's Spleen Beer		It's not just a sassily lowbrow beer name. It's also the ingredient list.	10	0	-20.0	10.0%	4
Gutter Beer		This low-quality beer will coat your mouth with a bitter sheen of sadness. Best imbibed only after following several other drinks or a swift blow to the head.	20	5	-15.0	10.0%	8
Bowerstone Brown Beer		This brew has been getting the population of Albion drunk for centuries.	40	25	-10.0	10.0%	18
Portentous Stout		Make yourself drunk. Make others drunk. What's not to like?	80	125	-5.0	10.0%	46
Hoptimus Prime		This is as good as beer gets. Transform yourself into a drunken pillar of health and strength with this superhuman brew.	160	625	-1.0	5.0%	145

WineEdit

Name	Stars	Description	Healing Points	Will Exp.	Purity	Fatness	Base Value
Posionberry Stew		It is said that the feet of those treading poisonberries to make this wine are apt to turn green and fall off. On the other hand, if you don't mind a bit of rotgut and blindness, it will get you drunk fast.	10	0	-20.0	5.0%	4
Box Wine		Evenly proportioned, almost hedonistic Voignier. Opens with pork rind, hairspray and hints of anise.	20	5	-15.0	5.0%	8
Table Wine		Hints of vanilla, touches of oak, and whispers of fruity jam are purely imaginary in the bog-standard claret.	40	25	-10.0	5.0%	18
Classy Claret		One would be able to detect hints of raspberry, honeydew and marmoset with one's nose, if one was a pompous ass.	80	125	-5.0	1.0%	46
The Tenebrous		Also known in some circles as Tenbrous Vintage of Exsanguinated Shadows. An extremely rare and ancient wine made by the first of monks from the Temple of Shadows. Once used in ritual sacrifices, now sniffed, sipped and expectorated by the obscenely wealthy.	160	625	-1.0	0	145

SpiritsEdit

Name	Stars	Description	Healing Points	SKL Exp.	Purity	Fatness	Base Value
Oakfield Sour		Cocktail of Tabasco sauce, salt and possibly paint thinner.	10	0	-20.0	5.0	4
Sandgoose Rum		Developed long ago by enterprising sailors who found that they could not drink sea water, the effects of this combination of rum and water are not unlike those of a burly boatswain punching you in the face.	20	5	-15.0	5.0	8
Hobbe's Water		Despite its unappetizing name, this liquor has become immensely popular thanks to its affordability and the relatively few cases of blindness it has been known to cause.	40	25	-10.0	5.0	18
Any Port in a Storm		Surprise, it's port.	80	125	-5.0	1.0	46
The Yellow Fairy		Thusly named because you'll be turning yellow from the resulting liver damage. 250 proof, tastes like marshmallows.	160	625	-1.0	0	145