| Mostly Slow Joe|
|First Appearance||Fable III - A Day at the (Chicken) Races|
|Last Appearance||Fable III|
- "Mostly Slow Joe's name is deceptive. He's actually slow nearly ALL the time, and prefers to be called William."
- — Horace
Mostly Slow Joe is one of the five chickens able to have a bet placed upon it in A Day at the (Chicken) Races. He is described as nearly always slow. He usually is either slow the entire race, or has a burst of speed at the start and reverts to being slow halfway through the race. He very rarely wins, although he does make it to the podium every once in a while.