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A man called Dave once wandered around Albion with boxes covering his body. One day he was down by the Oakvale docks and, when mistaken for a package, was shipped off to the Northern Wastes never to be heard of again.
- Armour Rating: 50
- Base Value: 105
- Attractiveness: -13
- Scariness: -52
- Alignment Modifier: 0
- This hat is a reference to the game Minecraft, where all characters have square heads.