| Barnum's Thesaurus|
|Related Quests||A Bridge Too Far|
|Base value||320 gold|
Contents of Book Edit
This tattered, handwritten book performs countless crimes against synonymisation, among them: Nasty: 1. distrafolic, respinacious, aggravatising 2. sprockless, embitterious, spitoonful. Surprising: mindplosive, betwazzling, shakeastickful. There are also a small number of antonyms, such as: Hand: foot, other hand, extremiosity. Hungry: bananas, pie, donkey.
- Barnum's idiotic way of speaking was mainly caused by this book which he bought from Murgo during Childhood. He gave it to you after clearing Rookridge of bandits. After redeveloping Westcliff he claims to be free of the "shackles" of the Thesaurus.
- Barnum's Thesaurus appears in Fable III while doing the "Pen is mightier..." quest.